Major website rennovation!

hey guys, haven't been updating my blog recently.... well.... that's because im having my exams next week.... i'll update my blog by next week with a new face lift! hahaha how does that sound? lolz....so dont come visiting my blog till next week yeh.... =D

btw ..something to make you guys laugh about....got it from lowyat.net forum...enjoy...

Record I

Patient A: "So how.. this book not bad ya?"
Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense shit, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art -too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you..put the telephone book back to the original place?"


Record II

One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm.. that's normal...So if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down..."


Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black umbrella and squats @ the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine. The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and decided to start by understanding her behavior.

So, the doctor also wear black and carries a black umbrella; squatted outside together just next to her, rain or shine, everyday without fail.

So...days goes by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of words. For one solid month...

One fine day.. The old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"

(HAHAHHAA i cant stop laughing!)


Record IV

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"

Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself..."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)
So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't receive the letter, how would I know??"


Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"

The patient on top replied: "No..no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"


Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...how? I think I'm a chicken (WTF????) since I was born..."
Doctor: "Woah! that's very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"
Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."


Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH. He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home after unloading the stuff. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.
The truck driver was very sad as he can't fish the bolts up; started to panic.

Coincidentally, one patient walks past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient nonchantly replied: "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." he goes on explaining: "You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do you stay in IMH?"

Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

(hahaha good stress reliever when studying for exams... off for now... )

Lagu best!

I saw this song which was posted by samanatha, ABSOLUTELY AMAZING..... you guys gotta listen to it man......




its quite touching rite? somehow this song helps me to relax.... not until it can make me to sleep.... but to reduce a bit or my stress.... a bit only....hahaha well... i can't wait for his mp3 version.... well i could rip it out of the youtube video, but i guess i'll wait for that version! hehe

oh here's another song... not sure if you guys know... its Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus..... somehow their band name still amaze me..... i mean... come to think of it, what's a red jumpsuit apparatus?



i think it must be one of those jumpsuits u wear for paintball.... haha.... damn.... sadly i can't join howard's paintball event... due to my injured ankle.... grr......





cool pic eh? they are the ones who save the fallen angels..... i wonder if there are really any in this world? well i would like to meet one.... i mean not 'angel' as in a lady 'angel'.... come to think of it..... i had a friend whose name is angel (well not really angel... its just a shorform) the thing is... why would you name yourself angel when your personality isn't one? isn't supposed to work that way? well the world is evolving to an unknown rate.... nowadays things aren't like how they are supposed to be.....








well you must be thinking where are all the pictures eh? sadly i've been very busy lately with my assignments and my final year project is due this thursday..... oh crap.... and i have not touch my documentation yet..... oh well.... i'll update soon k.... take care guys! and girls! =D

Engineer turned Butcher.....

Hohoho.... as you guys know i haven't had the time to update my blog recently as i was so damn blardy busy with my final year project.... lots of problem came up during the implementation phase but somehow i managed to get it done.... till now its only about 75% complete and my presentation is 2 weeks from now..... well i could finish it if and ONLY IF i dont have another 3 more assignments..... 2 research papers and 1 more group work (great! just what i needed....)

The thing is, last time i used to love group works.... but im beginning to hate it now as i realized that i should have stayed back in engineering rather than IT.... aihz... filled with regrets now..... oh well......

Recently i met up with a my ex engineering classmates who came back from UK, basiacally i went for breakfast with JD (well thats what we call him, not Jack Daniels thou...). The most interesting part of this guy is.... he had never change a single bit ..... and i mean not a single BIT at all.... still so crappy and funny (as his personality is funny by natural.... i guess...hahahaha!)

So he told me about his life there with my other ex classmates which they happen to meet only ONCE ... ever since they've got there (because some of them are in civil and mechanical). He said he met up with kenny (another ex classmate) only once! which was the Notthingham Games. Fast forward, i asked him what is he going to do next.... and he said..... 'DUDE... guess what? I'm gonna be a BUTCHER'. I was like what the f***???? and some more he gave me a damn serious cat look......



which made me feel even more likely to slap him.....hahaha.....

And so i asked him.... 'EH you're an engineer you know? and you f***ing have a MASTERS in Engineering.... and now u telll me u wanna go become a blardy pork seller? Normal pork seller in the market no need so high education 1 u know????' hahahhahaaa i'm thinking like.... this guys has wasted almost 6 years of studying and now he turns out to be one of these pork seller....






well not exactly a gay butcher...hahahhaa.... well the thing is.... his dad plans to open a butcgery shop in SS2, you know.... one of those shops which sell pork that is organic (have no idea, heard that these pigs are fed with organic food) and contains no beta agonist (a type of drug/hormon which enhances growth). He was telling me that maybe one day he will create a machine to chop these porks...... hahhaa.... and i was told that there was a standard for cutting pork..... wow.... can't imagine huh?

The thing is, they even have ISO 9001 for cutting porks..... i have no idea... so i asked him...'The way to chop the pork also got standard 1 ah? the halal or the non-halal way izzit? and then he replied ' yah its a different way of cutting... ' and then i think back twice.....eh... pork got halal 1 meh? hahahhahaa.........

Apparently, they have different ways of cutting the pork which happen to be in the standards... quite cool huh ? haha.... so in the future, i will be able to see this picture instead......






ahahhaa! well sorry for my terrible photoshop skills... really dont have the time to learn thou.... the thing is now..... alot of my friends who are damn good in studying.... but somehow they enf up in another industry which they had totally no clue what is that all about.... i figured out that its a HUGE waste ..... well i cannot blame them also as we humans tend to change from time to time..... i hope i do really dont change when i graduate....the worst one was a biomedic grad.... now she wants to be a sales person.... like wth rite? =.=

oh yeah... recently i've made friends with someone.... who happens to be someone..... hehe... i'll update you guys more later with the pictures from the fashion show i attended.... have to go snatch them from my friend later..... until then... have fun guys! XD

btw...

THIS PAGE IS TOTALLY HALAL k.... =D